.~*The Realistic Life...My Sullen World*~.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Minus One Mark.

Ahh... A very slack day at school today... of course, for me, its full of crap as usual... but lets see...

Today... Mrs Ali didnt come to class... AGAIN... ah well... so i slacked in class... as usual too... so they all played Tai Ti... and hell... were we crappy lol. Daryl Jensen and I came up with some blessing crap... whenever one of the 3 of us played... we would 'bless' each others' cards...by placing the cards on the table and then... WHAM the cards... (its amazing no-one complained about us discriminating the poor table... but oh well) and boy... were the blessings absurb lol... heres some examples... jensen 1st blessed me when i took over him... that bless was a mere 'spit' on nelson's torn and tattered cards, yet the result was promising. 2 Twos(both black) and 3 Ace(the bigger three, no diamond lol)... and lets not forget the multiple pictures(refers to Jacks Queens and Kings)... that hand was by all means, a sure win... so jensen and i went mad over it, and hell yeah, did we win that round. Next round... better still... my turn bless jensen... i rub and *pui* the cards... den he see the cards... he scold me(lol)... say... he bless me i get the Black 2s.. and 5 of the biggest 8 cards... i bless him... get the Red Twos... and that Diamond Ace missing from my hand just now for consolation... LOL... but amazingly... Mr Jensen Ngoh managed to win that round too, and were we overjoyed lol. Later on... Daryl Sim AKA Maria My Dog came to join us... got 1 time him and jensen play same time... so i made the both of them place their cards on the table and *WHAM*... lol... end up, daryl had 4 6s, 3 Aces, whereas jensen had 3 Kings, 2 Twos. So the entire competition was between the 2 of them, as they dominated both the doubles and Five-Cards, with big cards to back them up to let them play their game... so Daryl won that match, but both still made way for me to play lol. This 1... dam interesting... we all 3 wham the cards together... and WDF... my hand had neither Twos nor Aces... @#$%^&... however... what my hand did have... was King House, Eight House, 2 Nines, 2 10s, and 3 other Picture cards... so i threw all three picture cards when they started off by playing singles, and when some dimwit started playing 5 cards, i finished off with the Houses i had Lol. And thats when i crapped to Jensen And Daryl: 'Who said big cards are compulsory for one to win a match? Blessing is enough!'. The result of me saying that? Daryl and Jensen probbing my ribs like im some kind of dead body... Lol...

Today there was also Double Maths period, and a somewhat nerdy untrained teacher(Pronounced and Proclaimed Mr Seah) came to lecture in Mrs Gan's stead. The moment he entered the class, i knew i had just met Hellbringer. And right i was. The 1st thing that happened when his lesson started, Rui Jie gave Mr Hellbringer what he brought with him(Hell, what else), and apparently, that seemingly Nerdifying Screwbag almost immediately became pissed with his comments. Hence, as irritated as anyone could be(hey its true alright... ruijie's comments can easily piss people off...but muahaha...NOT ME!!), Nerdifier ignored ruijie and started his undesirable lecture... and took 1 hour to go through 2 qns... undisputed genius huh... and the other hour was far worst... reminds me of the time when i got maligned by Mdm Liu Jian... thx to a paperball... and yep, this lesson was filled with paperballs. for certain unknown reasons, Sharon started throwing small paper bits at everyone she saw fit to throw at, and that included me, nic, hartanto, javier, nelson, and the uh...SLEEPING BEAUTY by the name of Hui Yi lol. The tiny paper bits then transformed. Into tennis ball-sized environmental hazards. And the traffic grew too. From a One-way traffic, things proceeded to a Three-way Traffic, Namely Me Sharon and Nicholas. Balls were flying everywhere from just Three sources lol... and i initially wanted to listen in class by shielding myself from those 2 ediots with my Calculator's Guide Leaflet(as good as a Vanguard sheet, just not as wide)...yet nicholas still found ways to hurl high-velocity paper balls into my face...OUCH MAN... time to apply PHYSICS... all that kinetic energy was channelled onto the surface of my spectacle lenses, and the lenses, firmly clamped onto my spectacles, jabbed towards my face thx to the pressure, and the pressure, with all that force, derives from the formula Pressure = Force / Area... and the bluddy Area was my Nose-piece supports...around 1cm*square* each? Hence... i now have imprints on my bluddy nose... and he even threw my eraser... @#$%&

Ahhh... English... That compre or w/e lol... no1 did it while Mrs Ng was not around... instead... we continued to play Tai Ti... as Jensen and Daryl werent around, Nicholas and I 'blessed' each other instead... but hell... did we go overboard... from slamming on tables... we went to use less noise-polluting methods... which is, smacking each other's head... and guess what... Nicholas smacked my head, and ended up with 4 Aces 2 Twos... ah well... u cant blame him... especially when he struck 'La Crystalball' w/o permission... and hell... did he have a 'perculiar' ending lol. 3 Consecutive Aces and...GAME! Bluddy hell... But nvm... i got a vry auspicious thing about my cards... and that is the Number 8. Every single round i played, the Eight was ever present, in 2s, 3s and even at 1 point, 4s. Henceforth, what i can really say about my Tai Ti tyconess is... HUAT ARH!!

Hell of a chem test today... alot about calculations... many said they found it tough... but somehow... it didnt seem to me so, but i was unable to complete the last qn, and knowing the ans was 4 or sumtin, i simply wrote the final statement down... lol... and if i attain another B4 from this Chem test, i tell u what. I shall perish from this world. And that seems possible, especially when Mr Murali deducted 1 mark off me, because i was... seeking for my... god-damned HURLED-BY-PIN SHUN eraser, and also because i was talking when i wasnt supposed to... it isnt exactly a rare case for me now is it not? i always speak during the wrong time anyway... And hell... im so dead beat... ah well... Geography Test thursday... i prepared my mentality fail liao... like what i told mr murali when he consulted me about me talking while paper was given out... Fail fail fail lah!!!

.~*Fail Lor!*~.

Jinius Tan Ha Ha [8/02/2005 08:31:00 PM]

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